One day all the ufos buzzed the capital
Spinning all their fiery wheels Eclesiastical
Drove the population to a spasm panical
The generals started acting rather geriatrical

It might be the right time to take sabbatical
These aliens are acting super diabolical
Get me airforce one on the hotline radio
Excuse me if you lose me to a spaceray rodeo

What the hell you gonna do when the world ends
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What the hell you gonna do when the world ends
Tell me tell me tell me tell me how you gonna win

Don't they know we're filled with dread
All this weird stuff hurts my head
What's the hell's the use when we're gonna be dead
Next time I'm gonna stay in bed

They had a laser focus on our anal cavity
There were no earthly bounds on their depravity
If that weren't bad enough they disrupted gravity
We floated in the air along with all of our TVs

They canceled social media and that's when we awoke
We're drifting through the air hey is this some kind of joke
They got a great big kick from all our aggravation
But we weren't gonna lay down for no alien invasion

What the hell you gonna do when the world
What the hell you gonna do when the world ends
What the hell you gonna do when the world ends
Tell me tell me tell me tell me how you gonna win

Don't they know we're filled with dread
All this weird stuff hurts my head
What's the hell's the use when we're gonna be dead
Next time I'm gonna stay in bed

We caught a lucky break with their graviton disrupter
Our feet back on the ground we rallied all our thunder
They had excellent defenses until we found their blemish
Our scientists found out they had an allergy to shellfish

We shot them with rock lobsters to their great surprise
They burst into hot flames began to flail and cry
They fled our solar system tails between their heads
We partied through the morning till we thought that we'd drop dead

What the hell you gonna do when the world
What the hell you gonna do when the world ends
What the hell you gonna do when the world ends
Tell me tell me tell me tell me how you gonna win

Don't they know that we're filled with dread
We're close to when the world will end

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning
We'll figure this out