Kissing caramello on the rockefeller square
Met the kangamonga man who stopped to give a stare
Careful there young fellow in case you sprain your lips
Watch out for the rattle snakes/they're sure to sink your ship

The pick up from the stick up hold the tools of the trade
The dudes of Deuteronomy died on the esplanade
The pretty porno princess likes to think she has no shame
The mandibles of canibals bite harder when there's pain

The kings and queens of zanzibar let loose upon the land
The skinny grinning guru had a transcendental plan
The distinction of extinction escapes the last one left
And When they pick your pocket call it taxes stead of theft

I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit
You just gotta know when it's time to quit

The domesticated tiger kept in ball and chains
It was all rather shocking when he used his claws and fangs
The video went viral but no one can explain
How all the guts and gore can never leave a stain

Both the judge and the jury jumped at the chance
It was all circumstantial that the boil met the lance
The waitress in the witness box gave them all a wink
And in the power corridors things began to stink

All the sexy secrets soon began to leak
And the public clamoured for just a little peek
In the helicopters the captains placed their bets
For the Kangamonga man it was the final step

I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit
You just gotta know when it's time to quit


The politician and mortician very different takes
When the half baked polynesian burst the chocolate cake
The melancholic alcholic playing minor chords
Be sure to buy everything you never could afford

The copious confetti rained down upon their heads
But the IRS ensured they were truly bled
The comedy of errors had many episodes
Left me wishing for a gangster calling Al Capone

The chaplain's in the cathouse checking out the nurse
The exchequor dips his pecker in the public purse
The constellation of abrasions always have a cost
But the gawkers and sleepwalkers are always at a loss

I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit
I don't give a shit
You just gotta know when it's time to quit