Doctor Pleasure at your service
With references aplenty
I will bring you to orgasm
Like an everready bunny

I can see that you are nervous
And you really shouldn't be
Tilt your world on its own axis
If you're looking to be free

Doctor Pleasure my dear lady
Doctor Pleasure in the flesh
The Equator's getting hot
So let me help me with your dress

A spot of lubrication
And I'm sure you will agree
That I'm unlike any other
Dear, you have my guarantee

Doctor Pleasure at the ready
I can keep you company
I will always take your call
When you think you'd like some cream

You can text me day or night
With your wildest fantasies
Perchance you'd like to skype
When you're on your hands and knees

Doctor Pleasure my dear lady
Recommended you must know
Yes, the better business bureau
Has me rated three ohhs ohhs

I have many invitations
And I'm always well received
Tell them my good woman
That they'll be so ever pleased

Doctor Pleasure is my greeting
And I'm always triple x
I have those good vibrations
That you'll be wanting next

Dr.Pleasure on my card
Dr. P that is my name
I've had the requisite training
Should you burst into hot flames

I am the man of the hour
A midnight speacialist
You need not feign surprise
When you feel my naughty kiss

Doctor Pleasure have no doubt
Comes just as advertised
It's true just what they say
It's the motion and the size

So call me now without delay
For a special meeting
I'm looking forward to it
You'll know me by my greeting

Doctor Pleasure at the ready
When you find it hard to sleep
You will easily slide away
Once we've done the midnight creep

It's possible i must admit
That you become addicted
And the truth of the matter is
There are many such afflicted

Doctor Pleasure rest assured
Will be ever so discrete
For I am a gentleman
And my silence is complete

You can have your cake and eat it too
Should those be your wishes
And may I offer that you look
Ravishingly delicious